Thursday 24 December 2015

Letters From Santa circa 1981

Honouring my father’s amazing sense of humour with another of his Santa letters.  This one deserves some explanation for those who didn’t live in Ontario in the 80s.  They introduced the first drinking and driving laws, and the road checks were through a campaign called RIDE. You will see some references to computer codes… which will make sense if you are of a certain age and a little geeky. Acid rain is still a thing today, and in the 80s it was a huge environmental issue.  This letter includes the teenage children’s letters to Santa, which give his reply a little more context worth noting.  What can I say?  It was the 80s.  Read on…



Hi Santa!
Well, it’s that time of year again!  I’d say you would be getting a little old!  You’ve been delivering gifts for at least 17 years!!!  Maybe you ought to take it easy this year…  just relax in front of a nice warm fire with some lemon tea and cookies (and Ex-Lax if you need it) and let someone else do the work for you.  As for your reindeer… I think some hay mixed with rum would be especially neat.  I am sure Blitzen would love it.  Well, I hope you’ll be ok after your long journey.  Maybe Mrs. Claus will give you some warm milk if you ask her nicely (I’m humouring you).
Much love and Merry Christmas,
Allison

Dear Santa,
I know you were probably expecting to see me in Calgary, but here I am back in Markham!  I suppose you didn’t receive me temporary change of address card… it probably got lost in the mail… though I am not expecting more than an education for Christmas this year, I certainly hope it doesn’t arrive here after all… dreaming formulas while on vacation is a real drag… I hope this doesn’t mean you have to go back to Calgary!  And you’re welcome to sack out in Peter and I’s room if you get really tired by your journey’s end… (there’s a sleeping bag in Radar’s closet).
Anyways, won’t keep you waiting… I know you’ve got things to do, so ‘til next season, see you.
PIX ‘4’ SANTA
Greg

Dear Santa
Would you have your reindeer run over my parents ‘cause their driving me mad with the present they’re getting me.  I was gong to make a stiff drink for you but my mom wouldn’t let me what with all the huff about the new law on drinking.   Don’t forget to buy my cat something.  I gave you a cutout joint.  Say sorry to your reindeer, ‘Sorry reindeer’.  I didn't know how many there were so you can share it and Party Hardy!
Trevor
PS I really have been a good boy

Dear kids

Say I really like this new pen you got…

It was terrific getting your letters again this year.  Your parents must be really pleased- the grammar and spelling has improved enormously.

It’s been good news and bad news this year.  The good news... These new space age materials are terrific: 
  • Got a new suit from NASA and hardly ever get singed knickers in the fireplace anymore.
  •  Blitzen broke off half an antler in November – ordered a plastic replacement in five weeks.  You can’t tell the difference.
  • The “great eight” have been slowing down a bit but now we’re back up to speed in the sleigh with a hovercraft fan for lift.

The bad news:
  • What's with this .05% in Ontario?  Speeded up the rounds this year but sure cut down the fun! Those damn RIDE guys – spotted ‘em hiding behind the CN Tower restaurant.
  • Energy costs are really hitting us up in the North.  The reindeer always used to lap up lichen, now with these trips to the south the darn critters have acquired southern tastes.  Do you know what it costs to grow (under artificial light) hay and apples in the Arctic?
  • This acid rain stuff is really lousing up some of my landing fields.  The lakes don’t freeze properly.  Ever tried landing in corrosive slush?
Greg, I was able to keep track of your movements.  Population growth has forced me to modernize so I’m hooked up to one of those computer data bases for addresses, then for my run on the 24th I use one of those neat route scheduling systems with optimum load packaging and balancing.  Got to stay with the times or be left behind… and disappoint all you little kiddies – never!  I checked out Radar’s bag – thanks (PICTURE IS ‘4’ – Cobal.  Never did dig Fortran).

Allison you should check your mother’s age.  Santa is supposed to be nice so I cannot reply to your bloody rotten comments about age.

Trevor never got the weed out here – won’t grow but it sure improves Mrs. C’s cookies.  Thanks, I’ll “party hardy”.

As we used to say – and still do – Wish you all A FAST FIRST AND A COOL YULE EH!


Santa


Saturday 12 December 2015

Joseph Ringen Allison Goes to London

Joseph Ringen Allison
After World War II, Canada took part in the re-building of England and Europe by helping with economic growth. For our ancestors engaged in commerce through the  businesses of Hayward & Warwick and Manchester, Robertson, Allison, they could do their part to re-build the Commonwealth by venturing to London to buy goods, and this is exactly what Joseph Ringen Allison (my grand-father) did eight months  after the war ended.  Joe was a bit of a pack-rat (which is awesome for us genealogists) and kept his two letters to his family recounting his adventure.  He went with nine others on a buying trip sponsored by London-based Roditi & Sons (a firm about which I could find no information despite exhaustive online searches).  What follows is a transcription of his letters.  Thanks Grampy for this delightful telling of your story!

D. Roditi and Sons Ltd
12a Golden Square
London, W. 1.

April 29, 1946

Dear Norma:
I thought you might be interested in learning how the trip over went. Don’t tear this letter up as it will be easier to show it to the families than to explain the details.

On our arrival in Montreal, we went to the TCA offices in Paul Street and had our baggage weighed in and were told to be back there by 1130.  At 1145 we took a bus, which took the 10 of us out the 17 miles to Dorval Airport.  There, after much discussion with the customs and immigration men who spoke broken English we boarded our plane.  It was a 4-motored Lancaster with a crew of 5 and seating capacity of 10 passengers.  It was snowing at the time and generally miserable weather. 

Based on the description, Joe and his nine companions likely
crossed the Atlantic in something like this

At 1:06 p.m. we took off and climbed to 7,000 feet where we were above the storm and the weather was clear.  There was no sensation to the take off and once you became accustomed to the roar of the engines, the ride was smoother than any rail trip I ever took.  About 15 minutes out the steward gave us instructions as to what we should do in the event of an emergency landing.  The first break we saw in the clouds was about 3:15 when we were able to look down on the Main Line CPR just west of McAdam.  Then the sun came out and we crossed the Saint John River at 3:45 E.S.T. and flew up the Washademoak then slightly south – passing about 30 miles north of Moncton at 4 o’clock. At 4:15 we were over P.E.I. (we were the travelling at 7,500 ft. and about 300 m.p.h.).  We then passed on to Newfoundland and the pilot set us down at Gander – the RAF-USA ferry command airport.  He did such a perfect job of landing that none of us realized we were down until the engines stopped.  Incidentally, this airport was built of materials mostly flown in and constitutes the largest paved area in the world.  The immensity of the hangars and the whole project is unbelievable.  They gave us our support at the RAF officers’ mess.  There is apparently no scarcity of butter in Newfoundland.  On our table there were three half-pound slabs for the ten of us.  At 7:45 we again took off in the darkness and headed out to sea.

By 1:00 a.m., which is 5:00 a.m. G.M.T. the dawn was breaking and an hour later the clouds had broken and we were in bright sunshine.  At 7 a.m. the steward served us a breakfast of grapefruit juice, ham, potato salad, radishes, olives, vegetable salad, rolls, a cream cheese sandwich, a cup of coffee and a jam tart.  Try that some morning at seven o’clock.

By 7:15 we were off the coast of Ireland and then proceeded to fly across it towards Scotland.  Ireland from the air is one solid mass of green fields with hardly a tree in evidence.  At 8:52 we landed at Prestwick, Scotland – eight minutes ahead of schedule, which is better time than the C.N.R. can keep on the East Riverside- St. John run.
There we were passed through the British Customs with remarkable efficiency.  The chief difference is that they know their jobs.


Blackbushe Airport
From there – at 9:45 – we took off in a 20 passenger troop carrying bomber which they have not yet had time and materials to convert to peacetime garb.  It still had army equipment hanging from the walls and was painted khaki and camouflaged.  It was a big plane and even smoother riding than the Lancaster we crossed the Ocean in.  In about 2 hours we set down at another Bomber airport at Blackbushe in the suburbs of London.  There we boarded a special bus which was waiting for us and drove the 34 miles into the city.  All along the route were large estates and beautiful gardens.  The flowers are in bloom here and the trees in full leaf.  They have a privet hedge here that is yellow green at this time of year and very dense so it can be trimmed to any conceivable shape.  We were taken to the Airport terminal in central London (the city of Westminster) and from there we took a taxi to the ‘Green Park’ Hotel which was the only place Roditi could get reservations for us.  Our stay here is limited to 5 days (May 4th) as is general procedure here and then we have reservations at the Hotel Piccadilly which is a really modern place.  Five days later we move to the Waldorf and that is as far ahead as we have bee able to get reservations.  This will be alright however as we yet have to go to Stoke, Birmingham, Belfast and then to Glasgow.  Our agents tell us that there is not much use going on the Continent as goods there are practically unobtainable and where available are priced beyond all reason.
Caxton Hall

This morning we had to go down to Caxton Hall to obtain temporary ration books and registrations cards as required of all visitors.  Whoever said Britain was starving didn’t know what they were talking about.  There is an ample supply of good plain food.  For breakfast this morning we had toast with lots of butter, sausages or bacon, fried potatoes and coffee.  The British Ministry of Food has limited all meals to 3 courses and stapled on them a standard price of 5/5 or about $1.20.  This, however, does not stop restaurants from charging for extras such as a cover charge and special services. As a result our lunch today (for 3) cost us 1/7/6/ or about $7.50 – soup, hamburg steak and green peas and dessert.  Everyone stops for tea at about 4 o’clock so they are not ready for an early dinner.  Very few restaurants start serving before seven o’clock.

London After WWII

This evening we went for a walk out Half Moon Street (remember in Sherlock Holmes) where our present hotel is and there along Piccadilly to Piccadilly Circus then down Regent Street to the ‘Mall’ (you can see Buckingham Palace a few blocks up at the end of the street.) There we went along to Trafalgar Square and into the Strand to Charing Cross Station which is the terminal of the Southern Railway.  There we spent quite a time watching the local trains go in and out (one about every 3 minutes).  After a couple of hours wandering around and looking in windows we came home.  Everywhere is evidence of raids but in this area it is only an occasional building either burned out or flattened completely.  Apparently the greatest damage was around St. Paul’s and along the River where whole areas were demolished.  I haven’t been down there yet.

As nearly as I can figure now, my reservations will permit me a return flight on the night of June 2nd getting me in Montreal June 3rd.  It may be a day or two before I can get sleeper reservations so I will be home on June 5th or 6th.  Probably won’t have time to write any more letters.  In the meantime if you want me cable me care of the people on this letterhead.  They will have my address.

Love to you – Helen – Joanne and Albert – also Doc-Doris and Auntie Dot.

Joe/



North Stafford Hotel
Stoke-on-Trent

May 14, 1946

Dear Norma:
I got your letter this morning which was forwarded to me here by Roditi’s.  I was so excited I could hardly eat my breakfast.  Since writing you I have been very busy making as many as 25 calls in a single day and getting little bits of goods everywhere.  We checked out of the Green Park Hotel and moved into the Piccadilly which is really modern and expensive about 15 dollars per day with no meals and a 10% service charge for the staff who you tip anyway.  With prices the way they are here you would be lucky to get by on a 6 pounds per day if you didn’t move out of your room. 
 
We have pretty well covered all central London in our meanderings and have seen areas where 4 to 6 blocks have been leveled by the Blitz and not a wall left standing.  In other instances we have seen half a building blown away and business being conducted on in the remaining portion with fireplaces and mirrors above them clinging to what is now the outside wall.  There is plenty of food here for those who eat in restaurants but the average person is pretty strictly rationed (4 oz. of meat per person per week) and the bread is getting blacker and more tasteless each day as the percentage of white flour in it is cut.  As well as that the hotel meals don’t seem to satisfy you and an hour after eating you are hungry again.  Thus the English have innumerable pauses during the day for tea.  I have never had so much tea in my life.  Even in the hotels when the maid calls you she pokes a cup of tea at you.  This isn’t so bad since the government has announced all heat shut off as of May 1st and the average night temperature in the hotels is about 32 degrees.  The water here is nice to drink if you are accustomed to drinking bath water so I have been drinking beer with all my meals except breakfast.  Haven’t even seen a sign of any milk since I left.

On May 8 we checked out of the hotel and boarded a G.W.R. (Great Western) train at 4:45 en route to Kidderminster the carpet manufacturing centre.  The negines in their trains are about ½ the size of ours but make speeds up to 80 m.p.h. and we arrived in Kidderminster about 170 miles away at 8 o’clocl.  There we checked in at the Lion Hotel.  Next day we visited the factories in the district and took a car out to Stoveport 6 miles away to another factory.  On May 10/46 the following day we took a bus to Stourbridge and visitied the glass factories.  In the afternoon we took a bus – a fast one – it took us over 2 hours to cover 30 miles and we had to change 3 times – and we went to Redditch where the needle factories and finishing tackle makers are.  On Saturday morning we came back to the Picadilly.  Slept most of Sunday and in the afternoon went to the zoo.  Never saw so many weird anumals in my life.  Tell Joanne and Helen that I saw a couple of monkeys there that looked exactly like them.

Monday morning we took a L.M.S. (London Midland and Scottish) express from Euston station which did the 175 odd miles to Stoke (first stop) in about 3 hours flat.  An average of about 60 m.p.h.  Here we are at the North Stafford Hotel which is new and modern and we are visiting the potteries and will also do Birmingham from here.  Then on Saturday, Mr. May from Roditi’s is going to pick us up and we are going to Belfast and the linen mills returning via Scotland.  Will be back in London about May 28th and then after a few more calls there will return home.

Glad to hear the kids are ok.  My love to you and the Brittains.  Tell them I can’t possibly find time to write.

All my love to you, Joanne, Helen and Albert

Joe/
Images:
http://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/photo/2011/07/world-war-ii-the-battle-of-britain/w21_00725131/main_900.jpg?1420520466
http://www.bombercommandmuseum.ca/lanccanadian.html